Haiku Case Digests Pt 1


















Chi Ming Tsoi vs CA
     no coitus for 10 months
        sexually frustrated wife
     filed nullity, and won


North Cotabato vs GRP
     Give back our land, said Bangsamoros
         SC strikes the agreement down
     of unconstitutionality


People vs Damaso
     Cops are unwanted visitors
         Stole the copier machine and rifle
     Don't forget your Bill of Rights, son


Tamargo vs CA
     Don't sue us, we're not his parents no more
         Sue them instead, sue them instead!
     The court has ruled imputed negligence


US vs Ah Chong
    He's a fearful cook
         Stabbed his pal with kitchen knife
    Better safe than dead


Image Courtesy:
Utagawa Toyokuni I (1769–1825)
Courtesan with Attendant 
Japan, Edo period (1615–1868), 17th century
Hanging scroll; ink and light color on silk
Gift of Dr. Nathan V. Hammer, 1960
(6158.1)